~bored

I wrote this when I was bored.

You are a Malaysian if you
-You think that the best way to counter any computer problems is to format the hard disk and install a new OS
-You know how to decorate your friendster or myspace site using HTML code but you dont even know what is HTML
-You dont know what is LINUX
-You ask a question at forum before using Google
-When you heard about a new software is released,the first thing that come to your mind is where to find the crack.
-You think that the cheapest laptop can only be bought at Low Yat Plaze
-You thought that Bill Gates created the computer
-You bought a pirate movie VCD and you complain about the picture or sound quality
-You consider yourself as a l33t when you can code 5 lines of VB code.
-You use internet only for email,friendster and torrent
anymore?